Archive for October, 2004

Costume Metamorphosis

Friday, October 29th, 2004

Image: Taped glasses

Today, the employees at my workplace were encouraged, or rather allowed, to dress up in some costume-type thing. When I left my apartment I had my hair slicked back and firmly hair-sprayed in place. I was wearing a white t-shirt and blue jeans with the pant legs rolled up past my ankle bones. I was wearing black socks and black shoes. I claimed to be some random guy from the 50s or something.

Before too long, one of my coworkers suggested that I look more like a geek than anything else, so I took the liberty of taping up my glasses to complete the effect. This photo—-in which I am smiling, take note—-appears upon request of Inbar.

Juicy Hug if Ever There Was One

Thursday, October 28th, 2004

Last night I dreamed of Alicia.

Alicia is a girl. Alicia is a girl I have not spoken to in four years. I really have no idea why my dream featured the surprise appearance of this girl. I do not know what prompted the thought.

The dream itself was simple. I was somewhere. I rarely know exactly where I am in dreams. This particular somewhere included an open area, like a big room, with a ledge on one wall. The ledge was about ten feet from the floor, and I was sitting on the ledge observing the activity in the room from above. The place resembled a large, clean garage, or a small hangar of some sort. The place was very clean.

Jared was there. He wasn’t on the ledge; he was on the floor of the room, or garage, or hangar. A car pulled in out of nowhere, and stopped. The doors opened and two girls got out. I recognized both of these girls: Jessica and Alicia. They were in my high school graduating class.

In my dream, it must have been the same four years that I had not been in contact with them, because I felt overwhelmed with happiness at the sight of them. Jared knew them, too, and hugged them as they got out of the car. I continued to look on from my perch on the ledge.

Then, Alicia looked up and saw me sitting there. She smiled. I jumped down (from ten feet up—-I don’t know how) and went to give her a hug. I gave her a juicy hug, and the reunion brought me to tears.

What a weird dream.

In high school, Alicia was the first girl I had a crush on. We were in the same French class for two years. We were both French Club officers, and she would give me a ride home from our meetings after school. She was a cheerleader. I was scared out of my mind to say anything to her.

Jared knew I had a crush on her. One night, when we were driving around town, Jared said to me, “I’ve got a good idea!” He failed to tell me what that good idea might be. We went to pick up another mutual friend, and then Jared drove to the home of Alicia. I knew exactly what was going on.

Jared and the other guy dragged me, probably kicking and trying not to make much noise, to Alicia’s front door. They rang the bell, and I was just standing there. Her father opened the door, and I asked if Alicia was home.

She wasn’t; she was cheering at a basketball game that night.

I was saved.

Speling

Tuesday, October 26th, 2004

While I am here, I should probably mention that I intensely dislike misspelled words.

For your information, “opps” is a misspelled word.

Do Not Enter

Tuesday, October 26th, 2004

Image: Do Not Enter! Alarmed Custodians! Thanks

Is there really anything I could say that would make this sign any funnier? Here I am, walking down the hall in the Engineering-Science Building, when my consciousness gets slammed with this piece of paper taped to a closed door. Am I supposed to understand what this means?

I follow the sign’s advice and pass by the room without entering. Honestly, at this point in my life, the last thing I want to see is an alarmed custodian.

Finally, a Quiz that Suits Me

Sunday, October 24th, 2004

I always complain about quizzes that I read on my friends’ LiveJournals. They never apply to me. Well, this quiz applies to me, and in my opinion, it is quite correct.

Quite correct.

Image: You are Windows XP. Under your bright and cheerful exterior is
a strong and stable personality. You have a tendency to do more than
what is asked or even desired.

Which operating system are you?

Image: You are .* You are a wildcard. You are everything to everybody.
You can't make up your mind as to what you want to be.

Which file extension are you?