Archive for the ‘food’ Category

The Day Corporate America Gave Back to Me

Tuesday, February 8th, 2005

I went to Taco bell for lunch today, and I decided I wanted three soft tacos and a medium drink. When it was my turn to place my order, I said,

“I’ll have three soft tacos and a medium drink, please.”

After some subsequent cash register button pressing, the man behind the counter said, “That will be $4.29. No, wait. I’m going to make that three soft tacos and a large drink, and that will be $3.99.”

Who can argue with that? I love you, combo meals.

Boycott all you want. I’m going to continue to eat at Taco Bell. Go ahead and create a facebook group in honor of The Guy at Wendys in the Union. He never saved me thirty cents. As for me and my debit card, we will serve the Taco Bell.

So I went down to the Union Underground and ate my tacos. 630 calories later, I am a happy man.

Chocolate

Tuesday, December 21st, 2004

Image: Reese's® Peanut Butter Cups

On the Saturday evening of December 4 just past, I was at the LDS Institute of Religion. That evening, many young people gathered to make gingerbread houses and watch a performance. The “gingerbread” was really graham crackers, but the performance was real. I was privileged to be a part of “The Forgotten Carols” by Michael McLean.

But I digress.

As I was observing the graham cracker house making, I ate some chocolate. This was not an abnormal practice of mine. In fact, it was quite in the ordinary for me to ingest chocolate on occasion. Quite as much in the ordinary as the next man, naturally. The real excitement comes later.

The following Wednesday, being December 8, I was at work talking with Inbar. We have a tin of candy at work to which we can help ourselves at any time. I was in the act of helping myself to a Reese’s® Peanut Butter Cup, when Inbar mentioned that she thought she was addicted to chocolate. After her explanation, I was thoroughly convinced that she was indeed addicted to chocolate, and I suggested she stop eating it.

She certainly wouldn’t have any of that. I told her that I would stop, too. And I did. I replaced the Reese’s® Peanut Butter Cup without opening it. But she didn’t. Stop, that is. So now I’m not eating chocolate for no reason whatsoever. And I’m actually enjoying it! However, the real excitement comes later.

Yesterday, I found myself again at work, and I was on shift with Inbar, when our supervisor walked over to our desk from her office with a large (that is to say, large) slice of cake. She offered it to us, and I began to laugh. And Inbar began to laugh. Because the cake was the most chocolatest chocolate cake with chocolate frosting I have ever seen in my entire life!

And yes, Inbar enjoyed it.

Romanov

Saturday, November 13th, 2004

This is a quickie, so I don’t forget.

Chloë invited me to dinner with some of her friends. The temptation to take up residence at Northcastle is growing. All I need is a car. Christmas is around the corner! I’ll put “car” on my list.

The next time you eat strawberries, be certain you know whether or not they are covered in brandy. Beware the French (and the Russians).

I also was invited to go dancing with friends. Oh yeah. Salsa isn’t just hot and spicy, it’s hot and spicy and got a good beat (and excellent for keeping the cold weather away). Then there was rolling down the big hill until we were sufficiently dizzy. At least I felt sober when I was driving.

I have got to get some stars in my bedroom.

Here’s the explanation:

On Thursday night Chloë invited me to dinner with friends. We went to a cozy little French bistro-type place called La Madeleine. It was my first time, my La Madeleine de-virginization, and one of the servers offered me some Strawberries Romanov. I asked him what it was, and could have sworn he said it contained brandy. Naturally, upon learning this information, I declined.

At the end of the meal, Chloë decided that she wanted some dessert, so she went to get some and when she came back, there was Strawberries Romanov in her hand. I told her what my understanding of the dish was, and she (and Katie) said that couldn’t be true, because someone had brought such a dish to one of our church dinners one time.

This morning I did some research and I found some recipes for Strawberries Romanov (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9). They all contain alcohol.

Oh, to Be Ill Again

Thursday, June 10th, 2004

I had some chicken noodle soup today. The taste reminded me of the last time I was ill. I loved missing school because of a fever. One time, I couldn’t go to school for a whole week because my temperature was over 100°F. I didn’t feel sick, I never vomitted, and I had no headache or stomach pain, put my fever would not go away so I wasn’t allowed to go to school. It was wonderful.

P.S. I made some weblog upgrades, and now you can reply to comments!

[Update 2004-09-06 16:49] With the upgrade to Movable Type 3.1, I removed the comment reply functionality.

What I Had for Lunch

Saturday, May 15th, 2004

Pasta: Beat two eggs in a medium-sized mixing bowl. Mix in flour (probably 2+ cups) until dough is not sticky. Flatten with rolling pin and cut into thin strips. Drop into boiling water (with salt if desired) for 2-3 minutes. Remove and drain.

Sauce: Heat a small amount of olive oil (extra virgin!) in a frying pan. Add thin slices of fresh garlic and fresh diced onion. When garlic and onion pieces are brown, add fresh (or canned) diced tomatoes. Add salt, pepper, and any spices you want. Basil is good.

Mix pasta and sauce together. Serve hot. Eat with chopsticks.