What did the king say to the queen?
“Is dinner ready yet?”
What did the queen say to the king?
“I don’t know, I’ll go check.”
What did the king say to the rook?
“Have the other chaps arrived yet?”
What did the rook say to the king?
“I don’t know, I’ll go check, mate.”
What did the king say to the pawn?
“Where can I get a nice necklace for the queen?”
What did the pawn say to the king?
“Why don’t you come take a look in my shop?”